the other day i told you the tale of Poorly Educated Dumb Fuck. well, tonight, THEY CALLED BACK!

i got all excited as i grabbed a piece of paper and a pen as i was going to be the uber-friendly person to see just how much information i got get out of them.

and dammit, wouldn't you know. i couldn't get more than a SINGLE question out.

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had a call just as i sat down to dinner. some unknown entity is calling and leaving messages on my answering machine about the interest rate on my credit card. i'm on the federal no call list, but that doesn't seem to stop them. and i don't believe i have done business with them before, nor are they a political party, therefore they should be ( Read more... )

HILLARY DUFF IS A FUCKING WHORE!

it's one thing to write a song and pull samples from other songs, but when the ENTIRE FUCKING SONG is nothing BUT samples of a reasonably WELL KNOWN songi like Personal Jesus. it's one of the Depeche Mode songs that really hooked me. but this is just an abomination. to put this in perspective, i have no issue ( Read more... )

i managed to get through the first 15 minutes of the dumbass veep debate. the only thing i can say is kudos to the moderator for slamming both of them for not answering that first question.

and i can't STAND how she ALWAYS SAYS "AS A MAYOR, AS A GOVERNOR"

SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING.

you goddamn parrot.

my head is

i'm not a big fan of Jack Cafferty, but kudos for this one. she is truly disturbing, and the depths of her inexperience truly offend me.

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and Wolf, you dumb asshole.

(thanks OnA for playing this)

i arrived at work on june 5th to this sight:

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i don't know about you, but every car i've ever been in that had doors that auto-lock, when you try to open the door, it opens. yes, i understand that rear doors may have the child-safety lock enabled, but not the driver/passenger doors.

and one can guess what color hair i immediately thought she had. (sorry - the stereotype will never die)

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twenty pennies. four nickles. two dimes. and it cost friday's (if you let this load, be sure to kill the annoying music) $25.16 on the bill JJ & i had. the short of it is this: be sure to check your bill when they give it to you ( Read more... )

i was just talking with M and i came to the realization (surprise) that i absolutely despise game shows on TV. the only ones i can even remotely stand are Jeopardy and reruns of Press Your Luck (not Whammy ( Read more... )